Bad feelings.

There's a place in France,
Where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall
Where the men can watch it all.

There's a place in France,
Where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall,
Where the men watch it all.
But the men don't care,
'Cuz they chew their underwear,
And the underwear they chew
Costs a dollar ninety two.

There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance,
And the dance they do
Is enough to kill a Jew,
And the Jew they kill
Is enough to take a pill,
And the pill they take
Is enough to fry a snake,
And the snake they fry
Is enough to tell a lie,
And the lie they tell
Is enough to go to hell.

There's a place on Mars
Where the ladies smoke cigars,
And the men don't care
'Cause they eat their underwear.

There's a place on Mars
Where the Ladies Smoke Cigars;
Every Puff They Take
Is Enough To Kill A Snake.
When The Snake is Dead,
They Put Roses in Their Heads.
When The Roses Die,
They Put Diamonds In Their Eyes.
When The Diamonds Break,
It's The End of 78.

There's a place on Mars
where the ladies smoke cigars
every puff they take
is enough to kill a snake.
When the snake is dead
you put diamonds in his head.
When the diamonds break
it's enough to bake a cake
When the cake is done
it is 1991.
When you tie your shoe
it is 1992.
When you get stung by a bee
it is 1993.
When you slam a door
it is 1994.
When you dance the jive
it is 1995.
When you pick up sticks
it is 1996.
When you like a boy named Devon
it is 1997.
When you close the gate
it is 1998.
When you're feelin' fine
it is 1999.
Then it gets all cold
then you Freeze!